kamen-rider-equine:

hardboiledandwutnot:

mass-destruction:

shooptastic:

dignified-toddle:

why is the entire world not investing in this 

this is such a good investment why the fuck

guys this is good idea

omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes

…..HOLY SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER

HOLY SHIT BALLS

O_O

 

the-lion:

pas-cal:

arystar:

whimsicalunicorn:

mystolenthunder:

moonblossom:

wicked-grin:

youwereamazingtoday:

RIVER TAM

LINK

BRUCE WILLIS

BAM, I LIVE.

House

Link

Kim Kardashian

i’m fucked

Tyrion Lannister

Batman

Natalie Portman

Fuck you all I win

Walter White

Link

Clint Eastwood

Bring it the fuck on

Dr. Gregory House

Captain Jack Sparrow

Chuck Norris

WELP.

TYRION LANNISTER, HOLLA. THAT’S ALL I NEED YUP

anddarthvaderandjasonstatham

Walter White

Harry Potter

Snoop Dogg

…..uhhhhhhh yay Harry?

DEXTER

SUPERMAN

EMINEM

IMMA FUCK ALL YALLS SHIT UP

Sheldon Cooper
Batman
Will Smith
WILL SMITH
WILL SMITH
 

briouxbabs:

Omfg Shia you fucking troll.

usuu:

there are certain people whos textposts i love reading even if they arent funny or about intersting stuff they just have a nice way of talking about their lives